Santanas entire story arc mirrored mine in so many ways. Loving Glee, a show that was decidedly out of the ordinary and something that a lot of people in my life looked down on, was considered weird and nerdy and after years of trying to blend in, Glee made me ready to stand out. the glee fandom was my solace during one of the lowest points in my life, and its so hard to articulate just how massive of an impact Naya as Santana had on me, on my friends, on lesbian representation on television as a whole, to people who didnt experience it or who arent part of the lgbtq+ community. Oh crap, I think I just realized Im gonna miss you. Santana: You can drill me any time. You are the first boy who made me feel loved, and sexy, and visible. Brittany: I don't want to known as a quitter. Santana: Well sure, if he doesnt care about seeing in three dimension. Sam I am. It was then as it is now, I love you, I love you, I love you, like never before. I refused to go because Ive always been a big soccer gay. That Santana contained multitudes, and that not all of those multitudes were nice, changed everything about what positive representation really meant on TV. This is it. Hold up, could we all just get real here for a second? I always thought Naya deserved the best actress award just for the scene alone. The pleading of her posture when she sings I love you, I love you, I love you. I have hated you ever since the day I met you. Its not actually the worst obviously but to follow up the remarkable Mash Up with an episode called I Kissed a Girl that turned out to be this felt cruel. People dont always evolve, sometimes they just change. I might be related to Penelope. Santana: And where are the Hardy Boys? Unmatched sass and the best . That show was messy, but as a baby gay, Santana was everythingggg. And you know what? How could Brody give all that up? Naya, girl, Im just so sorry. I mean, if he were dating, say, popular pretty girls like us, he would go from dumpy to smokin'. I feel like Michelle Obama. You look exactly like a young Brittany S. Pierce, doesnt she? Yeah, I mean, who knows? It learned me two things. The only straight I am is straight-up bitch. After her intense internal struggle, the softness and confidence in her face when she says she knows its right. And High Art, Kiss Me, When, I also watched Les Filles du Botaniste a few times. Now all we have to do is send this tape to the po-po and that little bitchlet is headed to juvie, Santana to New Directions about Sebastian, Michael, This isnt violent, this is clever. Santana: Booyah. Santana: Yes, you should move to Israel. Santana to New Directions, Saturday Night Glee-ver. I always go to the yelling place. Also I don't think she was cruel with that rant like some of her others. Rachel: Brody is in the shower. Topless is as nude as anyone is ever gonna want to see you. Even though I never knew you personally, you will always be part of my life. Wanna put a fish hook in those lips so cherry red, Like a sad little panda. Kurt: We had a pact. Sweet. Oh yeah. But then well, Ill let her speak for herself: Thank you, guys. Santana: But I wanted to thank you for singing that song with me in Glee Club. Its so hard to talk about Glee without talking about the rapidly changing world for gay rights that was also happening around it. Your friend Brody? But can we all just stop lying about how there aren't things we don't want to change about ourselves? We can all be honest here, if a picture is worth a thousand words then that dress is worth a million dollars. How does that sound? I don't want to hear any of this "We can't do it without her," because guess what? Carl: I get that all the time. I'm attracted to girls, and I'm attracted to guys. Whoa, stop right there. didnt work out because youre a judgmental little geroniphile (?) Quinn: We all should've known that a Valentine's Day wedding was just asking for a disaster. Maybe I need Then Mercedes looks at Santana from the corner of her eye, as if to say Girl can you do this? And Santana gives the smallest nod before the microphone picks up a sigh. Wait, do you honestly think that we can sell twenty thousand pieces of anythings? This whole episode is legit queer culture. Santana: Okay, this is ridiculous. Ive found myself revisiting this clip more than any other this past week. Santana to Sue and New Directions, Extraordinary Merry Christmas. Everything about you screams virgin. Amber Riley and Naya Riveras voices together are raw power. Quinn: Flawless. Santana: Okay, that's really funny. That's like vocal masturbation. Santana: Look, we may still be Cheerios, but neither of us ever gave Sue the set list. Also Naya Rivera and Ricky Martins version of La Isla Bonita is one of my favourite Glee songs of all time. And you know, Ive never been with anybody like that before. They may have love, but you know what we are that they are not? Can't I think about it for like a day? I mean, you know what happened to Kurt at this school. I dont have anything smart to say. (and Brittana / Faberry fans can come at me, bro, but Quinntana is the ship that I will go down with). ". I dont know. I may actually be dead right now. What I realized What I realized is why I'm such a bitch all the time. Santana: Nobody ever tells you anything because A) Your a blabbermouth and B) We all just pretend to like you. You buy us dinner, we make out in front of you. I'm from Lima Heights, I was raised on insults. See, The Troubletones are three F's, Fierce, Femme, Phenomenal! Are you sure it just isn't Britney 3.0 week in Glee club? Though I don't know whose toxic vagina would need that much of that stuff, I mean if you're producing that much yeast you should probably start a bakery. As soon as we get to New York Im bailing to live in a lesbian colony, she continues. And I need to tell you something that I dont know how to say. Sebastian: She questioned my honor. Rachels song, Theres a moment, right at the end, right after One gunshot and BAM! But I gots to say I finally feel like I have found my people. I dont know how! Let me break it down for you, from one bitch to another. You cant blame me for anything Snix does, Santana to Principal Figgins, I Kissed a Girl, If you suspend me, I wont be able to beat Grimace and Mr. Schues butts, Santana to Principal Figgins about Finn and Will, I Kissed a Girl. Follow them on Twitter! The way she delivered it, the hurt and desperation in her eyes. Santana: You know..I blame Sam for all this..and Rachel too, I blame her. Rachel: For the hundredth time, okay, if you keep making fun of Brody- Youve got a crush on my girl, Brittany. Santana: (pushing Quinn) You did this to me! Thank you so much. Rachel: (reading from phone) Santana Lopez- Nude, lez, boobies, sex tape, Mexican or Dominican, Question mark. You can't break up the Unholy Trinity. Maybe Blaine got tired of hearing your shrill self- Santana: Okay, hold up. As many of you know, I didnt watch Glee until earlier this year. Santana: Oh, I know! Kurt: To get back at Puck, aren't you guys dating? See here's what's gonna go down. But you know what? Here is an example monologue one can utilize in Dr. Ganisin's class when present Olivier - Copy - An analysis of Confessions of an Actor, Secret Life of Walter MItty acting classess, ACT - Acting terminology along with some history - Beginning Acting at Georgia State. Cosas malas! You dont even know enough to be embarrassed about these stereotypes youre perpetuating, Let me break it down for you, from one bitch to another. And were lesbians. Kurt: She can't find out until after her Funny Girl audition, alright? And clearly it wasnt only a favorite of mine, because Santana brought it back for another energetic take on it in their 100th episode to get Brittany back into dancing. You're about as sexy as a Cabbage Patch Kid. The details of my journey were pretty different from Santanas, but the feelings were the same. I cant believe its been ten years since this moments happened. Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window), Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window), Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window), Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window), Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window). Brittany to Kitty, Guilty Pleasures. Okay, okay. I was thinking, we should go out, just you and me. The small breath-hold moment of hope, and her heart shattering before our very eyes. Santana: Yeah, I do. She serves Santana arroz morro with either lechn or bistec to eat. In my opinion she belongs in the gay icon pantheon with Liz Taylor and Judy Garland. And while coming to terms with her sexuality and feelings for Brittany certainly softened her and always and especially with Brittany herself it never weakened her resolve or ability to deliver a devastating verbal barb with the precision of an assassin. I like how you guys pretend to be all accepting about everything but when your friend suddenly shows up in your home, moves in and goes through all your stuff you're offended. Rachel: I will totally slap you again. We'll just see if that happens. Santana: And Pablo Escobar? ), I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me). Quinn: And we're here to apologize to Quinn for slapping her across the face very very hard. Rachel and Santana, The Power of Madonna. Heres Naya Rivera, this Black Puerto Rican actress who fought so hard against the producers for Santanas coming out in the first place. I dont want to fight anymore. SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM FOR THE VIDEOS THAT PEOPLE HAVE LINKED IN THE . Kurt I took what you said to heart, and I thought long and hard about it, and it occurred to me that you may have a point. Finn: Look, I appreciate the offer, but I have feelings for someone else and I'm trying to work it out with them. Sebastian: Everyone else clear out, I dont want you to see me make a girl cry. Ill always remember Naya happy. Thank you Santana, and most of all, thank you Naya. I will never understand why these things happen. (Rachel starts crying) Oh God. glee monologues santana. Kurts coming out was a wish fulfillment fantasy for cis white gay men everywhere, but Santana is forced to suffer. Santana: Do you think this voodoo doll looks enough like Rachel Berry to actually work? Can I talk to you for a second? I taped it to my under-boob, If Kurt wouldve taped this to his junk, I never wouldve heard the end of it. Did Dakota Johnson Come Out as Bisexual, or Just Hang Out With Cara Delevingne? Brittany: Wait are you mad? Lopez. Santana: As soon as we get to New York I'm bailing to live in a lesbian colony, or Tribeca. Every time he opens his dream boat acapella mouth, you're just itching to kick him right in the Warblers. But since Brittany likes having a pet Irish, Im not gonna explode you. Santana was my favorite long before the jokes about her and Brittany sleeping together turned into the best friends in love storyline of my dreams. Santana to Noah Puckerman, Silly Love Songs. Ive written a few words already on the coming out scene that resonated with me more than anything before or since. I used to think it was out of recognition, but now I know it was relief. Brittany: C'mon, we can't be mad at Rachel forever. I remember early in my coming-out-to-myself period I was hooking up with a girl in relative secrecy for reasons irrelevant right now, but it was strange to me how easily I kept the secret and kept wanting to do it. Quinn: (scoffs) Whatever. Yeah, earlier today Artie asked if he could make a gigantic omelet when Im done with the ostrich eggs Im smuggling in my bra. Brittany: Not really. Her vocals in that song was *chefs kiss* and its just so hilarious. 'Cause it made me do a lot of thinking. Santana to Will about Kurt and Rachel, Saturday Night Glee-ver. This is only temporary. And like Santana, I was so tired. Ive seen what you can do, and what you can do is stand in the back, sway, and sing very, very quietly, Speaking from experience, Finn is terrible in bed. The kind of lesbians who would allow straight people to wrap themselves up in the cozy fantasy that gay people are just like them. feminine Quinn Fabray. We talk about how Naya Rivera could deliver one of those relentless Glee monologues like no one else (true) and that the power and beauty of her voice is uncontested (also true) but Naya made Santana the funniest character on that show, hands-down. You suck at so many things. I have known you both for years and I don't like either of you 90% of the time, in fact, your wide-eyed, Keane-painting approach to life makes my teeth hurt and my breasts ache with rage. Rachel: Everybody knew about this but me? Santana: I hate weddings and I Valentine's Day. TINA: That's extraordinarily racist. Is that an aspect of why this moment feels so awful because this is the first time were learning how to mourn this particular sort of loss? Rachel, Tina and Santana, Special Education. I won't tell Lauren to look out for poachers who might might mistake her for the endangered white rhino. Santana about Rachel, when Rachel wins the MVP Glee Club Award, Original Song. Maybe Blaine got tired of hearing your shrill self-aggrandizing lecture about how you felt the two of you were at the very apex of the gay rights movement every time you so much as cooked macaroni and cheese together, or farted. Sebastian: And what did you think Sha-Queer-A? Please tell me that is a roll of Certs in your pocket. Dave: None of your business, J Lo. looks like they just removed their top row of dentures every time they smile, Thanks for this, TV team it feels much needed. You know? Santana: What if I broke that pact, huh? Santana to Rachel and New Directions, Yes/No, Admit it, Wonder Twins. Rachel: What did I do?? Santana: Just because I hate everyone doesn't mean they have to hate me too. Santana defending Blaine and Kurt from Dave, A Night of Neglect. Nah na na let me tell you how its gon be if I may..when I look at someone, I don't see someone who looks a certain way or has this or that amount of chromosomes. I'm sorry, would you mind just stepping outside for a moment while I bitch-slap some sense into my friend? I mean what was your big move then, a jumbotron that said, "Hey Terri! Your bizarre, psychosexual obsession with that Glee Club was disturbing from the first moment you stalked a nude student in the showers. I look hot and smart. Santana was harsh and mean and strong because she felt like she had to be. Santana taught us well. I've been keeping a notebook just in case this day ever came: Welcome back Lisa Rinna, I've missed you so much since your family packed their bags, loaded them in your mouth and skipped town. I am forever grateful that Naya pushed for the storyline to be more than it was intended to be. Life is very high school. Santana: Rachel, I'm your friend. You look like an assless J-Lo. Santana: Not just the school, you idiot. (Also during this entire number she had a tape recorder taped to her underboob, a word that only Naya could have delivered in such a way that its not just part of our lexicon. with a mouth like cat's ass. And that will exist forever. 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When Santana and Brittany take her song and flip the pronouns and wear the slinky tube dresses and wrap their curled hair in big bows and it rains glitter and are surrounded by cheerleaders, one of whom has a very alternative lifestyle haircut, and they want to dance with each other? Say some song that Judy Garland choked on her tongue in the This is embarrassing. I'm like a lizard. I mean sure, she was blackmailing Karofsky at the time, but hey coming out and the self-loathing that often comes with it is messy business. And you know what? I know what cheating looks like, I do it all the time. First theres the pause. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? Please keep going after the show is over. Santana: Gunther, thats my Yeast-I-Stat what the hell?? I ordered shrimp! I'm smarter about other people than the both of you, you have to trust me. They were something to do. The fierce, confident, swaggering Santana having this quiet moment where her voice is actually quivering a little was so impactful. I mean, if I was made out of plastic, I'd be scared of a lot of things too; open flames, barbeques, but then, I found this!This is a pager, my friends. And Naya really got to the heart of that pain in a way not many actors had done yet. I have such vivid memories of Landslide. Not only am I giving you full visitation rights to the set of rambunctious twins that live on my rib cage, you get the chance to show that pastry bag Finn that he cant mess with Sam Evans. Im a star. And just when you thought it couldn't get any gayerit does. But I only watched it for Naya Rivera as Santana. obsession with old people that causes you to skulk around nursing homes Maybe that Naya was captivating and talented and impossible to ignore, even before her character had a name. Did professor Patches teach you that one in between quickies on his office couch? You know what? The recovery of Naya Rivera 's body from Lake Piru on July 13, 2020 left millions all over the world devastated over the untimely loss of the . And he meant it. Finn: If [Rachel] found out she'd break up with me. ", Today is your lucky day, because Auntie Snicks just arrived on the Bitch Town Express. Santana: Ha. This is toned down. You finally got an okay haircut. Maybe he got tired of watching you drape yourself on every piano you happen to pass to entertain exactly no one with, say, some song that Judy Garland choked on her tongue in the middle of or some sassy old Broadway standard made famous by another dead alcoholic crone. She was so committed. And so we decided to grieve her passing the only way we really know how: by watching and writing about television. You look a little Jewish, right Rachel? But theres a deeper level too: Santana singing and dancing like a person whos just been told something terrible is about to happen but shes not sure what that something will be and for now the show must go on. I was accepting myself and coming out along with Santanas storyline. Mr. Schue: Wait, what? Even I felt a little something in my lady loins when he did that magic sex dance. Standing ovation for Miss Naya Rivera Don't you have any wishes that you really want to come true? I was such a great fan of Glee. Hey Mister Arnstein, here I am! she raises both hands to the orchestra and she smiles into the audience. I should know, I slept with you. Watch 10 of Naya Rivera's best performances as Santana Lopez on Fox's 'Glee.' . Anyway, a fun fact about me is that very faaaar into my messy baby gay years, when I was always running from someones bed to someone elses bed and heartbreak to heartbreak, Dixie Chicks Landslide came on at my favorite coffee shop while I was in line to order a hibiscus iced tea and vanilla iced latte. I just think its really sweet and romantic and Naya is so vulnerable and pretty and her voice is so lovely. Some of them are shared by many of us, and probably by you too. I'm Hispanic. Why isnt Rachel talking? The whole thing is played perfectly. You are a beautiful person. Santana: I'm 25. Waitress: But you ate it all. It's more of my speed. I have love for you. Santana: Why, cause that look was last season? Santana: I wish you'd hold my hand. A thank you for being an unapologetic champion of this weird, wacky show. What is this, hmm? Brittany, that sex tape was private. Didn't you have a sex tape that leaked online? I love Santanas relationship with Brittany because obviously Brittana 4 Ever, but I also love how Santana is able to be vulnerable with Brittany in a way she wouldnt be with anyone else. And by that, I dont mean my friend whos a girl. Okay, look. And not just because you can unlock your humongous jaw and swallow him whole like a python. Northmead Creative & Performing Arts High- Drama Audition 2 | P a g e You know, we always were two ends of the same bitch-goddess spectrum. The writers largely failed Santana in the later seasons, but her brief romance with Demi Lovatos Dani was the exception. I felt all of this so deeply. We know. You're a genius, Brittany. Santana: A star is a star, it doesn't matter where in the sky it shine. Admit it! Just heard the news that trouty mouth is back in town. Ive tried so hard to push this feeling away and keep it locked inside, but every day just feels like a war. Stream Another Quinn Fabray Monologue. Or maybe i, of the gay rights movement every time you so much as coo, cheese together or farted. Oh Well that sounds a little molesty. Rant to Rachel and Kurt after they kick her out, New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. glee monologues santanavanessa bryant sisters. Rachel: Okay, wait. (Will asks about Christmas tree) Will: And the ornaments? I like yeast in my bagel but not in my muffin. Okay, wait hold up! I'm clearly the hottest bitch in this lousy joint. But nothing is as eternally hilarious to me maybe on TV ever as Santanas Yeast-I-Stat commercial. Santana: It was more fun doing it together. Its so fucking ridiculous. feels like a fever dream that does NOT have a, I love this, please let me read your kinky biography. I came out to my mother about a month after Santana came out to her abuela. And it wasn't until I got to kindergarten that I learned my name wasn't Garbage Face. Santana: I think I know how to make you feel better. We all know it was Puck. Its safe to say that she died too young, and too sad. I wants on them froggy lips, and I wants on them now. The Autostraddle TV Team is made up of Riese Bernard, Carmen Phillips, Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya, Valerie Anne, Natalie, Drew Burnett Gregory, Shelli Nicole, Nic, A. Tony Jerome, and Heather Hogan. Because Sanatana will cut anyone down with her vicious, vicious words no matter how much she loves them, but someone outside her found family attacks one of hers? She is a hero, and deserves to be remembered as such. Santana: You may look, like the villain out of a cheesy 80s high school movie, but you should know that Im fully prepared to go all Danny LaRusso on your ass. Bummer, about Blaine, he was pretty, he shouldnt have gotten in the way though that slushie was meant for Kurt. Santana as Mrs. Claus to the Kids, Previously Unaired Christmas. I have rage. Santana: This is all YOUR fault! Look, I'm not ready to start eating jicama or get a flat top yet, either. I'm in no rush to get back to Kentucky. Holly: I want to ask both of you if either one of you thinks that you might be a lesbian. Rory: Hey, listen here. Investigating the mystery of God-could-you-be-more-annoying? I just see someone who I may or may not have to destroy.So if you ever tell me what to do I will END you! Her ability to speak truth to power and call teachers (adults!) If you're still obsessing over what you're gonna sing at your Funny Girl callback, may I suggest your best jam ever, Run Joey Run? Santana: I'm sure you did something. Artie: We assumed it was you. Santana and Puck imitating Finn and Rachel, The Substitute. I've been going through that Rumours album and I found the best song that really goes one step past Landslide in expressing my feelings for you. And thats a true story, too. Santana to Rachel, Tina in the Sky with Diamonds. Cause I can play. And I dont wanna fight anymore, Im just too tired. I cant hear this song without thinking of the dozens of slow-mo gif sets circulating on Tumblr of Brittany and Santana circling each other, and I also cant hear it without breaking out in chills all over my body, from my toes to my brain. Finn: Will you talk to me this time? Did you know she tried to sell me once? in the Locker Room: On Fighting for Trans* Youth with Words as Weapons, The Fosters Episode 317 Recap: Trust No One, Art Attack! That would wreck her. Santana: Shut your potato hole, I'm here to apologize. Im gonna be an outsider my whole life. We're like besties for life. I adore you. She seems to be condoning this in the face of all logic. Now my suggestion is that we drag him, bound and gagged, to a tattoo parlor for a tramp stamp that reads Tips Appreciated or Congratulations, Youre My 1,000th Customer', Santana to Kurt about Sebastian, Michael. Barely legal. Quinn: You guys never understood the pressure I was under. I just try to be really, really honest with people when I think that they suck! Excellent layout, Philippine Politics and Governance W1 _ Grade 11/12 Modules SY. Santana: I'm Rachel Berry, his loud, loud girlfriend. So please make sure your monologue is within . Come on, Quinn. They were trees falling in a forest and with nobody around to hear them, my desire often faded. thats why it didnt work out, maybe it has nothing to do with me and Contents 1 Season One 1.1 Showmance 1.2 The Rhodes Not Taken 1.3 Vitamin D 1.4 Wheels 1.5 Hairography 1.6 Sectionals 1.7 Hell-O 1.8 The Power of Madonna Finn for some reason decides that its Lady Music week as if having a bunch of men ruin songs by women is an apology for outing a lesbian. Santana's Quotations are quotations made by Santana Lopez, portrayed byNaya Rivera. There are quantifiably positive assets to this mash-up: the song suits Mercedes and Santana vocally, its got good choreography, its a well-orchestrated mash-up the dresses are cute. Why is everyone staring at me like Im Finn and I just won a butter-eating competition? Santana: Okay, don't you see that the midget is like an anchor dragging you down to the depths of Loserville? I think it's noted somewhere she kept messing up and having to redo it all and had felt really bad. Santana: Come on, screw her. I'm a closet lesbian and a judgmental bitch, which means one thing. As we did, of course, we shared with each other over and over how her portrayal of Santana Lopez also changed our worlds. The choreography, costumes, lighting, Amber Rileys and Naya Riveras vocals everyone came together and did what they had to do. I am sorry, Finn. <3. Santana: [smiles but then looks around] But, like, under a napkin. ". You're what we call a "late in life gay." Quinn: You guys are such suckers for going back to Sue Sylvester. I only watched Glee briefly. But it actually lets silence tell its own story for a minute. That's how my abuela puts me to sleep at night, and she was not a nice lady. I am so different from Santana in a lot of ways but Ive never felt so seen by a character than in that episode. But medias idea of an underdog is skewed by 80s teen movies written by cis straight white men. Brittany: That Sour Patch Kids are gummy bears that turn into drugs? middle of, or some sassy old Broadway standard made famous by dead #acting Santana to Mr. Schuester (about Quinn), Audition, Well, congratulations. And it worked. The scene that gave me the final push I needed to come out of the closet. It was ordering my steps. What if I just told your BFF about her BF and his man-whoring ways? Santana: (To Finn) Hey Orca! You know, and the only thing that can keep you from freezing to death is to have good friends around you to keep you warm. Kurt: There is no way I'm playing a transvestite in high heels and fishnets and wearing lipstick. If its not, well, I dont even know. 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